this could be serious advice...... bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......
OR slightly less so serious ....... don't play " She's having my Baby " at a shot gun wedding
OR slightly less so serious ....... don't play " She's having my Baby " at a shot gun wedding
发表时间 Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 10:45 pm
Play for the ladies.
发表时间 Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:17 pm
Don't drink too much!!!!!
发表时间 Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:19 pm
bring a spare 9volt for yer wireless mic for example......
I always have extras with me. Had 2 go out on me Sunday.
I always have extras with me. Had 2 go out on me Sunday.
发表时间 Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:26 pm
Don't touch your pee pee, rub your nipples, and lick your lips at the same time, while looking at the brides mother.
发表时间 Thu 26 Jul 07 @ 11:30 pm
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:12 am
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
2) never say 'I DO'...
Tayla
loooooooooool
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:13 am
tayla AMaHM....... you are soooooooooooo naughty ........i'm proud to know ya's
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 2:26 am
tayla wrote :
1) don't ask your partner for a threesome with her sister...
You greedy bastard. You were just suppose to do the sister. Noooooooo, you had to go and blow it, with a three way.
Ok, next time, do the sister for a while, then ask her for a three way, not your girlfriend.
Of course, marrying either one of them, is out of the question.
Wipe that smile off your face.
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 7:13 am
common mistake, to much alcohol, talking to the wrong identical sister...lol
Tayla
Tayla
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:07 pm
Don't try and scratch with your exposed bum cheeks.
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 12:53 pm
exactly ........ you can get those papercut kinda things on yer butt ......... 'course it's a little hard to explain away to the emergency room nurse ......
er , i mean that's what i heard ........
er , i mean that's what i heard ........
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:17 pm
A Man and His Music wrote :
Wipe that smile off your face.
Wipe that smile off your face.
if you feel something interesting , and she says move your hand ...... i always do ....what ? oh
RE move yer .......never mind
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:33 pm
Don't waste your time talking sh*t.
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 5:50 pm
On a real tip, I plan to arrive at least 2 hours before every mobile gig. Even if I'm in a 1 hour traffic jam, I still have a hour to set up. I am never late.
发表时间 Fri 27 Jul 07 @ 8:10 pm
i get there hour and a half to one hour before , sometimes a little more ......
发表时间 Sat 28 Jul 07 @ 1:29 am