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Topic: VDJ is awesome.. thanks Atomix! - Page: 4

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chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
can i drop in the occasional gratuitous swipe about smudged makeup ?? rolls royces ? air conditioned doghouses ?? tearful confessions ?


YES! Feel free Chuck.....Also, feel free to mention Jessica Hahn, especially after the Playboy spread.....
 

jimmy b wrote :

Whats this all about then?



I see.................... good old google.

 

Jessica , ahh Jessica ... i think she's related to my beloved secretary

i keep having this recurring kinda ultimate nightmare ...... ever see Sum of All Fears ?? when the U.S and Soviet leaders wanna try a last ditch attempt at communication to stave off WW3 ???????

in my nightmare the interpreters are me and jimmy .......
 

i'm sure thats renee's mate with a rinse, no not jimmy, Jessica Hahn

 

chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
hey Hi Tower .....yer in joisy ?? you poor bastage .....was it something you did ?? you can tell us...we'll laugh a lot but you can tell us

anywhoo ...my luxurious manse is nestled in the rolling hills of pennsauken ....

Yeah... I've been transplanted to Jersey. I'm one of the few that moved here and liked it. Military found it fit to send me here in 2000. I've been to the flea market in Pennsauken, but I missed those rolling hills, lol! I'm over in Marlton. Let me know if you need my girls for some landscaping. Let 'em loose in your yard and your grass will be cut quick after they graze for awhile.
 

hippydog wrote :
um... wow..
ummm.. this wasnt what I expected for responses...

Yup... this forum is definetly ummmmm .. ah... different..


A Man and His Music wrote :

You started it. We don't want to hear about your &^%$#@&^%$ happy experiences with VDJ. It's not your fault, you're a rookie.


i'm curious.. If I ever get to the point when I am not considered a 'Rookie', will I still be allowed to play music for the general public? or will I have to make them sign a waiver
IE:
a waiver wrote :

By using this DJ you agree to comply with the terms of use.. If you do not accept these terms, do not use this DJ.
The DJ is provided strictly on a "as is" basis, without any implied warranty or mental stability of any kind.
The DJ cannot guarantee that his performance will in any way be normal, safe, or even understood by those who are not DJ's.
The DJ should NOT be talked too.. If a person MUST talk to the DJ, the person should have a translater on hand and/or a tazer..
In case of breakdown, exit signs should be clearly marked.. This Disclaimer may be changed at any time and may even be translated to a language no one remembers..



 

now your getting it.... welcome to the bar, by the way it's your turn

 

tayla wrote :
now your getting it.... welcome to the bar, by the way it's your turn



LMAO!!!!!!
 

where's my corona ... oh hi grasshopper .....cool disclaimer

tazer ..... neat , good idea !

i been usin' a ladies hair iron ...just clamp it on a nipple .....

wha? of course while it's hot .....

men , women , jimmy's ...works on 'em all
 

good one Tayla .....like i always say ...we'll take the british and the french

but we won't take the irish !!!
 



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