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fatkatzdj wrote :
A Man and His Music wrote :
You started this shit. Now look at it, 3 pages. There are users slitting their wrist, because of one player auto mix, and you geniuses are here pucking around, all pucking day.



I think this is the first time I actually really laughed out loud... that's some fun shit because its close to being realistic.


What you mean?? Puck off!

hehe ;)
 
A Man and His Music wrote :
There are users slitting their wrist, because of one player auto mix, and you geniuses are here pucking around, all pucking day.



well, some of our users aren't old enough for anything but 1 deck automix, and can't even get girlfriend1.0, let alone Wife1.0.
unfortunaly this has let to extreme folicle growth and neer shiited ness leeading to manny typingh errrorsh,
 
Wouldn't that render Wife 1.0 a virus?
 
SpeedDemond29 wrote :
Wouldn't that render Wife 1.0 a virus?


Unfortunately there is no antigen against the wife 1.0 virus
 
Warning. Do not install Wife or Girl friend on the same system as a multitude of damage could occur to your harddrive which can lead to further complications when plugging into USB ports at a later time, unfortunately PC Doctor has no remedy for this however keeping a communications port open may alleviate some of your problems, just backup your key settings in case of a lock out .
 
i've just completely re read the whole thread and it's still as funny as hell....
 
gotta agree with tayla on this one


you have to be careful with wife 1.0 all the time and watch out for the pms 1.0 to launch once a month which causes a system slow down and some crashing it also launches two more processes crying to get my way 1.5 and its your fault 2.0
 
hehe, lol... keep them coming
 
DJ Cyder wrote :
be careful with wife 1.0 all the time and watch out for the pms 1.0 to launch once a month which causes a system slow down and some crashing it also launches two more processes crying to get my way 1.5 and its your fault 2.0


Both of these once launched may be negated slightly with "I-C-E kreme" but this action is not consistent. WARNING: Excessive application of I-C-E kreme could have adverse effect on weight of machine.....
 
I used a different approach I used the latest version of chocolate 1.3 and walking 1.9 seems to help with the problem. Again only once a month will wife 1.0 need to be patched with these apps.
 
Yes Tearemup I agree, but also as a consequence of having a external baby component it may drain the motherboard causing an upsurge in which case the PMT could become more erratic, this pushing the user into the throws of girl friend and increasing the risk of the wife becoming a serial number of sorts, you could say a license to kill. I suppose a monitor would provide enough visual of the situation to defuse any upsurges however just hope wife 1.0 and girl friend don't have PMT at the same time and fuse together and become hard cases. Should this happen a super cooler may lower the temperature or I.C.E- Kreme.

More to follow no doubt
 
ahh, one year on and i see with all these current technological updates the ram - port usage configuration is still constantly running in the background... suppose adding extra ports is not a bad thing if current motherboard is rejecting any entries/input.
 
Tayla, with the WIFE program excessive usage of RAM in the background port can end up with your system suffering Dislocation of Information Verification Onboard Crash Envelope,or D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Hence ending long term usage of said motherboard.
 
typical scenario then...
 
Guys we have all been getting behind the curve here.
I just spotted an add for Russ.i/an wife ver1.1 .Although only available in hard copy by mail order. The company assure me that ver 1.1 has no problems accepting the Swed/i.sh OP.are plugin and will also put up with you running multiple platforms. As long as you load ver 1.1 along with the Mast.ER card hardware there should be no further conflicts.

Daz
 


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