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slowly and deliberately he reaches for his weapon, which for a guy his size i must admit to it been excessive, then...
 
Then.....I warned him this could be considered "Assault With A Dead Weapon".

He then looked at me and said......
 
Duck off! The both of you!
 
So I said "That's a pretty limp response! Are you quacking-up or what?"

But just as I was about do duck-off, he immediately....
 
he immediately....Grabbed his beak and tweaked it!

The crowd began to chant.....
 
The crowd began to chant.....M I C..... see you real soon, K E Y..... why, because we like you. M O......."hey, cut this Disney shit out" said the short guy with the squeaky voice. All of a sudden Candy (the stripper) grabs my..........
 
pinocchio... who had been standing there quite innocently...
 
So I asked Pinocchio if that was his nose growing or was he just EXCITED to be here...
 
Things were getting out of hand. Little Squeeky was giving me grief, the crowd were in a total frenzy and Candy was still playing with my Pinocchio, who was now over-excited! I was left with no choice but to...
 
Slap squeaky, who started crying like a little bitch, grab my Pinocchio from Candy, who was trying to duck it, hit the 8 beat loop button because my song was about to end, yelled "Security" over the mic to get these wackos out of the booth, mixed in "Superfreak" by Rick James with the instrumental of "I know You Want Me" by Pitbull, turn to squeaky and yell "You duck with me, you duck with the best". Candy looks at me with hunger in her eyes and asks.....
 
"How long until your Mom gets back?"
 
"To clean this mess up".
Suddenly Pinocchio lurched forward shouting "look everyone! it work's, i am a real boy".
 


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