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Topic: Valentines day

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Its tomorrow incase any of you muppets forgot.

So with this in mind, lets hear you greatest lines....your most used one liners...

My personal fav "get in the car, i've got a knife"
 
发表时间 Fri 13 Feb 09 @ 2:26 pm
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My personal fav "get in the car, i've got a knife"


Mine is: Don't bring a knife to a gun fight fuckwad... you will lose everytime.
 

"You've got a face like you've just sucked on a lemon, but it's turning me on if no one else"
 
mine : valentines was made up by halmark
 
sirkitbreaker wrote :
mine : valentines was made up by halmark


And perfected by Al Capone Feb. 14th 1929......
 
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fancy a f**k.

or

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Lets jump into bed,
And have a screw.


I know, I'm such a smoothie
 
I must have got lucky; my missus has gone to her parents for the weekend?!
 
Ok, I usually don't give out the secret to my success with the ladies. However, since I feel a certain kinship to all of you here. So, I'll share with you all my most successful pick up line.







"Want to earn 3 dollars the hard way?"
 
another smoothie... not
 
Happy valentine to all........enjoy!!!
 
I might be Ugly, But I'm the only guy to talk to you in the last hour.....Wanna F**K?
 
I had one line, and it worked every time but once. I would grab one of their kids, and dangle them out the window, and they would give it up right away. Except the last girl said, "go ahead, I have six more where that one came from". So, I had to go back to giving them a little flesh wound from my nine. You'd be surprised how far that little bit of blood, and the loud noise will go. I know, I'm a romantic.
 
in the town i live in the most used chat up line is "Wanna go halfs on a baby" (we have a lot of teenage pregnacys)
 

Well I'm going to do it the old fashioned way, I'm a old fashioned kinda guy, lol

I promised I'll take my other half out for a nice meal somewhere later, so hopefully my luck will be in tonight, fingers crossed, lol
 
at least you dont have to listen to her jimmy with your bad ear lol.
cheesy one guys walk over to her take ice out of drink throw it on the deck and stand on it and say KNOW WEVE BROKE THE ICE WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE lol.
if you get a slap dont blame me enjoy whateva you do today.
im just about to cook my loved one breakie then a nice meal later
 
we did a quickie contest on valentines one year for best / funniest pick-up line.

the winner:

"F*ck me if i'm wrong, but your name is Susan, right?"
 
DJ Marcel_1 wrote :
I might be Ugly, But I'm the only guy to talk to you in the last hour.....Wanna F**K?


ROTFL

Classic
 
it's only kinky the first time cupcake .......
 


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