there i was , walking along , mindin' my own business ......... uuhhh lemme start over
there i was , walking along ......Nikki is cleaning tables ....... i come up to her " excuse me miss , i think you missed a spot " ....... Nikki literally jumps right into my face , says f#$k you and gives me the finger .... we're just bustin on each other on a real boring shift .......so i go in the kitchen , and i'm pouring myself a coffee .......
Nikki comes in laughing , she says you should see what just happened .....a guy at the next table came up after i gave you the finger and said "he's not with us " .............
LOL
there i was , walking along ......Nikki is cleaning tables ....... i come up to her " excuse me miss , i think you missed a spot " ....... Nikki literally jumps right into my face , says f#$k you and gives me the finger .... we're just bustin on each other on a real boring shift .......so i go in the kitchen , and i'm pouring myself a coffee .......
Nikki comes in laughing , she says you should see what just happened .....a guy at the next table came up after i gave you the finger and said "he's not with us " .............
LOL
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 3:29 am
wildcountryclub
HAH! got you beat on this one...
there i was walking out of the men's room late tonight, when i saw one of our regulars that i have known for years getting ready to swing on a guy that he thought was hitting on his girl - typical redneck woman ownership thing. but i know his deepest darkest secret (his girl told me one very drunken night) he is ticklish enough to not be able to stand up when someone tries. i jumped behind and stuck fingers in his ribs and he started giggleing like a school girl while falling to the floor...
end of altercation.. end of machismo.
i think we're gonna call him Sally from now on.
there i was walking out of the men's room late tonight, when i saw one of our regulars that i have known for years getting ready to swing on a guy that he thought was hitting on his girl - typical redneck woman ownership thing. but i know his deepest darkest secret (his girl told me one very drunken night) he is ticklish enough to not be able to stand up when someone tries. i jumped behind and stuck fingers in his ribs and he started giggleing like a school girl while falling to the floor...
end of altercation.. end of machismo.
i think we're gonna call him Sally from now on.
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 9:41 am
A Man and His Music
wildcountryclub wrote :
but i know his deepest darkest secret (his girl told me one very drunken night)
Wait til I tell him what you was doing to his drunk girlfriend, Mr. funnyman.
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 9:55 am
wildcountryclub
...blackmail.
just for that you're gonna have to suffer thru this
http://www.myspace.com/jisagoober
just for that you're gonna have to suffer thru this
http://www.myspace.com/jisagoober
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 10:11 am
TopHouse
Bet I can beat you.
We (as a family) own 3 venues, I work two of them. I've had the following two a number of times, result differs depending on attitude of customer.
(scenario one)
it's about 9pm, I'm doing maybe an 80's set or a divas set, (I start off slow and build) Somebody who's drunk comes up (yes, drunk at 9pm!) and says, "this is crap! play some Prodigy". I answer that I won't/cant play that yet, it's too early, but later when I'm playing dance/trance/rave/techno <insert faster genre here> I'll play it. Drunk gets insistent, is fairly polite but just won't take no for an answer. I say, OK, tell you what, see the girls on the bar, tell them to point out the boss to you and go ask him. Drunk goes to bar, asks girl, girl points to 'me', customers leaves me alone!
(scenario two)
Fairly abusive customer, starts giving comments like "this is shit" etc etc I get rid of him, give a signal to the bar, abusive person goes to the bar to order another drink, bar informs him the boss has told them not to serve him, obviously he asks who the boss is, staff point at 'me'. Customer gives a look I wish i could photograph.
(scenario three)
Very abusive customer, giving comments like "you're shit! maybe I should do the job for you if you aint capable etc etc" (yes you've all had them) I lose my temper, tell them that's it! "You aren't getting served again, finish your drink and get out" (the REALLY abusive ones don't get to finish and get 'thrown' out!) Then you get the following answers:-
"You can't throw me out, I know the owner and I'll get you fired"
"You can't throw me out, who the f*ck do you think you are, you're only a f*cking DJ"
"Right, who's in charge here, We'll see if I'm getting served again"
We (as a family) own 3 venues, I work two of them. I've had the following two a number of times, result differs depending on attitude of customer.
(scenario one)
it's about 9pm, I'm doing maybe an 80's set or a divas set, (I start off slow and build) Somebody who's drunk comes up (yes, drunk at 9pm!) and says, "this is crap! play some Prodigy". I answer that I won't/cant play that yet, it's too early, but later when I'm playing dance/trance/rave/techno <insert faster genre here> I'll play it. Drunk gets insistent, is fairly polite but just won't take no for an answer. I say, OK, tell you what, see the girls on the bar, tell them to point out the boss to you and go ask him. Drunk goes to bar, asks girl, girl points to 'me', customers leaves me alone!
(scenario two)
Fairly abusive customer, starts giving comments like "this is shit" etc etc I get rid of him, give a signal to the bar, abusive person goes to the bar to order another drink, bar informs him the boss has told them not to serve him, obviously he asks who the boss is, staff point at 'me'. Customer gives a look I wish i could photograph.
(scenario three)
Very abusive customer, giving comments like "you're shit! maybe I should do the job for you if you aint capable etc etc" (yes you've all had them) I lose my temper, tell them that's it! "You aren't getting served again, finish your drink and get out" (the REALLY abusive ones don't get to finish and get 'thrown' out!) Then you get the following answers:-
"You can't throw me out, I know the owner and I'll get you fired"
"You can't throw me out, who the f*ck do you think you are, you're only a f*cking DJ"
"Right, who's in charge here, We'll see if I'm getting served again"
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 11:22 am
wildcountryclub
i am now in trouble.
i was laughing so hard i woke my other half up.. and she's a cop. waking a cop up an hour early is not a good thing. i am glad she doesnt have a taser.
"DONT TASE ME BRO!!!!"
in almost 10 years in the same club i imagine i have enough material to write many books, and get sued many times over.
we should have them make a sticky about best comedic moments in the business for those nights when we feel "not so fresh" after work and really need a laugh. just imagine the bandwidth it would eat up.
i was laughing so hard i woke my other half up.. and she's a cop. waking a cop up an hour early is not a good thing. i am glad she doesnt have a taser.
"DONT TASE ME BRO!!!!"
in almost 10 years in the same club i imagine i have enough material to write many books, and get sued many times over.
we should have them make a sticky about best comedic moments in the business for those nights when we feel "not so fresh" after work and really need a laugh. just imagine the bandwidth it would eat up.
发表时间 Fri 09 Nov 07 @ 12:33 pm