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You asked for it...What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

...An interpreter ;)
 
discjockeydoc wrote :
You asked for it...What do you call a brunette between two blondes?

...An interpreter ;)



haha.. that's refreshing statement;)
 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
a blonde is driving to DisneyLand .....she drives and drives hundreds of miles .... she gets right up to the entrance , the sign says " Disney Left " , so in great disappointment , she turns around and drives home ......


It's been in the papers that Disneyland has been quarantined for health and sanitary reasons, 5 foot mice apparently!


I got asked to perform at a gig last week, it was a premature ejaculators party apparently, I asked if there was a dress code, they said no, just come in your pants!



 
a blonde is driving and a sign says "Clean Bathrooms , 8 Miles " so she cleaned about 50 bathrooms
 
How does that saying go..... "Don't give up your day jobs"...... or in this case night jobs.
 
ohh c'mon ......awright we'll pick on something else then , if the lovely and indigenous Renee is gonna be po'd ..... what ?? no indigenous is good , even better than synaptic ....

anybody can just write a bunch of words ...... but i FEEL them AT you ......see ?

now howzabout " you might be a redneck , if " ...... you own more than one singing fish wall plaque ........

i think all 4 of mine may be defective , cuz they all sing Insane Clown Posse , and 2 Live Crew ?
 
lol
what was the ORIGINAL post about again.///damn we get sidetracked...A.D.D up the ass
 
chucknorrisyouwimps wrote :
" you might be a redneck , if "
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.....
 
if you mow the lawn and

discover a car ......
 
go in the woods with five friends and only come back out with two


 
or everyone who lives in your community is your brother and sister


 
good one Tayla .... scuse me a sec , i'm puttin' fresh plastic flowers in this toilet on the front lawn
 
your family tree has no branches....
 
you might be a redneck jokes... most original one i heard lately:

if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.




think about it for a sec...
 
wildcountryclub wrote :
you might be a redneck jokes... most original one i heard lately:

if your girlfriend has a reverse imprint of a bucking horse on her forehead.




think about it for a sec...



thinking...thinking..thinking......losing it..losing it....getting distracted by this pretty girl who jus walked in the store...cant evan type right now.......orgasmik lookin girl...drooling...drooling......looking back at screen.......thinking.......all over again!!!!!!
 
Crazy topic, we should have chat option for Pro users on the forum.
 
on a secure server right? otherwise we'd end up with chatbots advertising porn sites and 13 year old kids with screen names like "Longdorkdongxxx6969"
i thought vdj radio had chat. didnt it?
 
 
MOM!
 
Chucky, I love you dearly but there have been a few times I've wished abortion could be retro-active.
 
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